A modest guy who secretly knows he's sexy and the coolest, but will never ever say it. He's helpful and kind and beyond hilarious. He's really smart but thinks he's dumb because he is a daydreamer. People like him so much that the odd time anyone feels anything remotely negative toward him he questions himself, forgetting that he is super charismatic and wins over nearly everyone. He has an eye for beauty and a knack for fun. He'll calm you instantly just by being there. Giant heart. Beautiful brain. Big dick.
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Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
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A “Brian Hammond” refers to an abnormally large and thick male genitalia. To be considered under the Brian Hammond category the male appendage must be a minimum of 12 inches long, and 10 inches in circumference.
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