max brian stevens

A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent

damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy

by brody628387283 March 18, 2024

Brian

A transgender shopping cart who is beautiful and ugly. He likes eating and breathing shit. He got a horendous breath. He can't even spell brain right.

HES EATING ME, wait am I shit then. In this sentence Brian is a bad boy

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants March 19, 2024

Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.

I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.

by straight pisces March 20, 2024

Brian

A modest guy who secretly knows he's sexy and the coolest, but will never ever say it. He's helpful and kind and beyond hilarious. He's really smart but thinks he's dumb because he is a daydreamer. People like him so much that the odd time anyone feels anything remotely negative toward him he questions himself, forgetting that he is super charismatic and wins over nearly everyone. He has an eye for beauty and a knack for fun. He'll calm you instantly just by being there. Giant heart. Beautiful brain. Big dick.

Person 1: dating guys nowadays is the worst they all suck.

Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian

by Boghajaiwjwbd June 15, 2022

Brian

The shared brain cell between your significant other

when two people in a relation ship at the same time you then say "brian"

by RandomKidInMalvern June 22, 2022

Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.

“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian”

by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

Brian Hammond

A “Brian Hammond” refers to an abnormally large and thick male genitalia. To be considered under the Brian Hammond category the male appendage must be a minimum of 12 inches long, and 10 inches in circumference.

“I heard Ryleigh hooked up with Mason, she said he was wielding a Brian Hammond”

by the yellow beefy bus boy January 24, 2026