hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017

Gentleman’s Breakfast

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack

A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.

by Gus Polinski October 20, 2019

Breakfast Bufanza

The $20 breakfast celebration special at McDonald’s on the day May 25 every year. The tradition started in Minnesota after the tragic crucifixion of George Floyd.

Henry: Bro can we stop at Mcdonald’s on the way home; I got $20.
Brayden: You tryna get a belly filling Breakfast Bufanza or what?

by JackerOffer6969 October 4, 2022

Hong Kong Breakfast

Beef Rice with Crab and New Zealand butter.

Friday July 12th at 8:00 a.m I prepared a Hong Kong Breakfast and ate it delicately listening to the radio.

by a77 July 12, 2019

Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.

Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.

by Alex Corb September 21, 2018

hardy breakfast

a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen

my friends and i were at a girls house, and we gave here one hardy breakfast

by nigga boy boy June 11, 2018

Breakfast Spaghetti

When your noodle is still wet from the night before and she eats the left over sauce for breakfast

"Yo, I tore it up so good last night she came back for that breakfast spaghetti with some toast and a glass of OJ."

by Borderhopper815 November 27, 2016