Morning Breakfast 

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

Morning Breakfast by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

Sailor's Breakfast 

A Sailor's Breakfast is when a man makes a woman eat his feces, urine, and cum. They then have sex and he repeatedly hits her belly until she pukes, he then makes her eat the "Sailor's Breakfast".

I make my wife have a sailor's breakfast every time we go sailing.

Sailor's Breakfast by Evil Kanival October 13, 2009

irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

irish breakfast by Stuph July 16, 2004

tremors breakfast

A morning meal consisting of simply bologna and beans. This comes from the movie "Tremors" in which Kevin Bacon assures Fred Ward that the previous morning they ate bologna and beans rather than eggs.

-"Wow you're a little smelly this morning. Say, what'd you have for breakfast?"
-"I actually had a tremors breakfast. You know, bologna and beans, like from that movie 'Tremors.'"
-"Gotcha."

tremors breakfast by acrestare July 20, 2011

Forgiveness Breakfast 

-Bacon
-Waffles
-Eggs
-Hand Jobs
-Pancakes
-Orange Juice
-Muffin

I'm sorry for burning down your house man. Come over to mine tomorrow morning and I'll make you a forgiveness breakfast.

Forgiveness Breakfast by Pr0sAndCon5 August 27, 2013

Balanced Breakfast 

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.

My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah

Balanced Breakfast by NegroV2 May 29, 2016

liberian breakfast 

When you crack an egg in a female’s asshole, then obliterate her anally and insemenate her. Then, extract the semenated yolk from your penis and her ass with a turkey baster, put it on a frying pan, and mix it with your omelette or breakfast burrito that morning.

“I’m gonna give Cherry a huge liberian breakfast tonight”

liberian breakfast by AUTOEROTIC May 15, 2018