That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.
by Big Richard May 31, 2005
Get the boot hole in a beached whale carcass mug.One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)
"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"
by sarahfara53 July 27, 2009
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New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.
by yanks34 March 19, 2010
Get the Bleacher Creatures mug.The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.
by Melissa Miller October 24, 2010
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by annonymous beach crew member January 12, 2008
Get the Beach Crew mug.A city in New York that has a bunch of fucking fakes. Mostly girls dance at Fazio Dance Center and shop at VS Pink and boys play basketball at St.Helens and play FortNite and other people like me just do Netflix and chill. People who live in Howard Beach go to this school with three types of groups in middle school in each middle school grade, the first group is involved with all the popular kids and the jocks, the second group is where me and my friends sit which is called like the people who have no lives and the third group is the nerds. To conclude Howard Beach is shit and is full with fakes, spoiled bitches who think their hot shit when their not their actually trailer trash and assholes who think their hot and can get a girl in one second when it can actually take them 3 years
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