Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

The Devil is beatin’ his wife

If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out

Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*

by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023

National Group Owner Beating Day

Forcefully have beat and torturea group or community owner / founder, and they CAN NOT fight back

"Bend over that gyat and give me your ass baby girl, it's national group owner beating day"

by Fortnite babby pass December 14, 2023

You are not beating me at my own game

That isn't what is happening here. Give me, my fucking money. And take it from the imposter.

Hym Iam "You are not beating me at my own game. The imposter or the kid."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2026

Anti my Baja Blasting

someone is stopping you from getting a Baja blast at Taco Bell

Hey stop anti my Baja blasting

by TacoBellLover101 March 21, 2025

Mr. Beastification

A term coined by Cary Huang to refer to the act of YouTubers having to constantly outdo themselves with every subsequent video. It could also refer to the number of YouTubers copying Mr. Beast, often verbatim and sometimes word-for-word. It is often cited as a problem on the platform.

"The Mr. Beastification of YouTube is ruining the platform! We must stop Mr. Beastification!"

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death June 21, 2024