Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

Soft

Coonavirus hasn't made it tougher to a kid in school. Back when every other generation was in school, they still had to go to school and work without a mask and hand saanitizer every day, no matter who got sick at school or work.

The coronavirus is making people soft, not strong or unified.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.

Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.

by 2 centricle October 21, 2022

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 12, 2022

Soft Serve

Whilst performing a rim job, the receiver shits slowly into the mouth of the giver.

Dude, last night I totally soft served my brother.

by braindead November 19, 2019

soft psyche

A cheery, laid-back kind of music, supposedly derived from the much harsher genre of psyche (a punk subgenre), supposed to recreate the experience of hallucinogenic (psychadelic) drugs, though it has closer links to country. Mostly an extinct genre, popular during flower power.

The Free Design was a soft psyche group

by crabbadon March 3, 2006

Soft cunt

someone who is useless when it comes to handling themselves

Stop being a soft cunt DB

by Biglad92 October 2, 2021