Soft Fan

A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him

Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.

by OOJack91 January 30, 2021

Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020

soft horror

A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.

A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.

by MellyShelly January 14, 2019

Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.

“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024