"Give's Me Hope"
"My boyfriend just brought me soup and nyquil zzzz because I am so sick! "
"Omg you have a gmh boyfriend!
"Omg you have a gmh boyfriend!
by KikiRulz November 5, 2017

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?
by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.
by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022

Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat
by Art...1 August 1, 2022

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”
by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018
