fat, fem, and asian

Hoi, her name ith Kim Chi, and she came to chop thuey da competition!

Do the, Fat, Fem, And Asian.

by DrewMonson'sBoyfriend February 9, 2017

asian cock

a penis that belongs to an Asian male or female.

''this yellow bitch got a huge Asian cock''

by JOSEPH JR December 3, 2014

Asian Parents

People who seem much stricter than they actually are. I have Asian parents and they don't get mad at me if I don't always get straight A's. They are a little strict but are also very kind and caring. (And, the doctor thing is accurate. They do want you to be doctors most of the time. But if you don't want to be a doctor they won't get mad.)

Person 1: I have Asian parents
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes

by 1010binarycode April 24, 2019

spastic asian

an asian that spazzes over hoopers, grades, nonsense drama, and dinosaurs.

why wendius! would you look at that spastic asian dinosaur!

by victoria kkk. September 18, 2006

black white asian

A person with any combination of ancestors with the white, black, or Asian persuasion. Also known to be the next rulers of this planet, blending superior Asian intelligence with the physical prowess of blacks, and the status of whites. These people are able to blend into most environments, and can be seen interchanging with races such as the Mexicans, or any middle eastern people. Able to withstand any environment, these people are indeed perfect examples of the future of the human race.

'Did you know Kyle was a black white asian?'- A

'That explains his intelligence, physical prowess, and status...'- Z

'And his squinted eyes, huge...uh,...lips, and white family'- A

'Lips or -?'- Z

'Lips...'- A

by Face of Mankind April 8, 2011

That's So Asian

Something so weird or strange it could only happen in Asia.

Dude check this random vid of Asian prisoners dancing to MC Hammer
Man, That's So Asian!

This Korean guy married a PILLOW; That's So Asian

by the 456 December 14, 2010

Dirty Asian

Along the same principle as a Dirty Sanchez, but eliminates the need the use of a finger, thereby making it efficient to smother the stench of one's orifice (your anus specifically) onto a person's face.

your friend has past out from a night of lascivious drinking. Instead of taking your finger and applying a quick rub of your butt crack - A Dirty Asian is when you simply drop your drawers (preferably after taking a good bowel movement) and just sit on your friend's face. For maximum application and adhesion, it is best to insert your ass crack as much as possible into your friend's nostrils for a good 10-15 seconds.

by redneck asian July 10, 2010