arse

A worse word for 'ass' that no one uses other than the bri'ish people.
Ass is 1000x better than saying arse.

Brit: wow you are so arse!
Other dude: Kid no one uses the word 'arse' in 2023. Ass is a cooler word. Get it right.

by menameiscaleb August 12, 2023

Black arse

A black arse is a black person’s butt, usually someone from African origins.

Person 1: Do you eat black arse?
Person 2: No, I prefer white ones.

by TakeThatDuragOff February 19, 2021

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

pie arse

Someone with a fat arse, likely the result of poor dietary choices such as eating a shit Tonne of pies!

Look at that baldy PIE ARSE over there!

by SH4779 December 6, 2017

Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009