Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.

Stop tit arseing

by Tit arseing February 19, 2025

screaming out me arse

grandiose phrase for farting

anon: screaming out me arse

anon2: can i sniff it?

by randytaylor69 May 25, 2023

Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.

Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!

by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025

Arse Bomb

Explosive break of wind from the back end - a veritable crowd disperser.

The meeting was brought to an abrupt end owing to the release of an enormous arse bomb incident

by Sheep2000 December 30, 2025

Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 24, 2023

bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023