Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm

Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.

by Christian Steele December 9, 2008

Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 24, 2003

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

sweet home Alabama is a meme made by a ticktocker meaning incest

dude 1 "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "incest much"
dude 1 " i dont get it"
dude 2 " go check out the definition on urban dictionary you fridget"

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

Alabama Trailer Hitch

When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.

David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.

by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009

Alabama Night Owl

Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.

"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"

by Squish-a-lish July 20, 2008

Alabama Road Train

Alabama Road Train is the act of towing a motor vehicle on a large trailer with a 2nd or 3rd trailer being towed by the car/trailer combo in front of it. This highly dangerous act is mostly performed by rednecks who watched one show of Outback Truckers and decide it's safe to copy the Australians with there clapped out F250s.

My mate Billy Bob asked me to help move house, he bought his Alabama Road Train with him, I took my own car.

by Painishuman December 30, 2016

Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

by Yeller teller January 8, 2021