Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm

Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.

by Christian Steele December 9, 2008

Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.

Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.

by Smashed February 24, 2003

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

sweet home Alabama is a meme made by a ticktocker meaning incest

dude 1 "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "incest much"
dude 1 " i dont get it"
dude 2 " go check out the definition on urban dictionary you fridget"

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

Alabama Trailer Hitch

When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.

David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.

by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009

Alabama Night Owl

Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.

"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"

by Squish-a-lish July 20, 2008

Alabama Pig Slop

When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.

One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.

by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021

Alabama Pocket Wrench

(A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.

Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O

by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019