majd abd al baki

a fat virgin

who watches code lyoko and listens to sam smith and still lives with his mum and a bully
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Aling

I'd wait 800+ years for you.
by yaoyao_real December 11, 2022
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Al Capone

Al Capone is the most famous and known mafia boss. He was in Chicago, the years this went on were the infamous 1920s, he was born in 1899 and died in early 1947, of a stroke and pneumonia. He was very big in the spot light every cop to politician, dream was to catch him he was known all over america even known by people who don't know stuff about gangs. His full name was Alphonse Gabriel Capone
Al Capone was in the mob.
by The typer of computer 69696996 January 29, 2022
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Al Capone

A person who simply gets a warning because someone reported their post on Social Media for creating offensive content while the person who shares the content gets his account suspended.

Based on Al Capone who was accused of racketeering but never convicted. He was arrested on trumped up charges of tax evasion.
First Person: I thought you were in facebook jail after that thing you posted
Second Person: No. they deleted it and let me off with a warning.

First Person: What? I shared it and now I'm not allowed to post for 3 days, you like the Al Capone of Facebook
by Cheatmaster786 February 10, 2020
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Jibi Jouale Aled

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I have to smoke a Jibi Jouale Aled
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Al Caboned

(AL-CUH-BONED) (V.) To be fucked utterly senseless
Person: "I think I need some ice, cause I just got al caboned by that math test"
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YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.
I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
by dearthyvader April 13, 2010
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