A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.
"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"
by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022
Get the Wide Andrewmug. The athletic kid with a lot of friends and doesn’t break the bro code. Goes to twin groves, has insane hops especially as an Asian. Nice and funny. Really good at basketball, baseball, football.
by QuietKidWhoKnowsPeople April 23, 2020
Get the Andrew ahnmug. by AloveraMan March 9, 2023
Get the Andrew Mememug. by phathippo69 October 15, 2023
Get the andrew chenmug. Something that is so slightly above average, that it's seen as irrelevant because of its state of mediocrity.
by Dorschalmighty July 5, 2016
Get the andrew daltonmug. by SMILE KIDZ June 24, 2017
Get the andrew zhaomug. Andrew Thornburg- is an athletic boy. He is sweet in all the possible ways you can imagine. Tends to be very pretty as well, he is in fact a beautiful boy. Very athletic and strong. They like to stay fit and are always working out. They like Costco pizza and they want to go to New York and Hawaii. They are always busy, but try their hardest to make you feel wanted. The best type of boy- the one you never forget.
by bruhidekwhattowrite April 15, 2021
Get the andrew thornburgmug.