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Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
by Christian Steele December 9, 2008
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Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.
by Smashed February 24, 2003
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SWEET HOME ALABAMA

sweet home Alabama is a meme made by a ticktocker meaning incest
dude 1 "SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "incest much"
dude 1 " i dont get it"
dude 2 " go check out the definition on urban dictionary you fridget"
by tomaswella April 15, 2019
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Alabama Trailer Hitch

When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.
David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.
by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009
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Alabama Night Owl

Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.
"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"
by Squish-a-lish July 20, 2008
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alabama sriracha surprise

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have rough anal sex with someone completely dry.
Man I totally gave Kelly an alabama sriracha surprise!
by alabama_man October 17, 2014
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Alabama Frosty Tip

When, for some odd reason, your penis is frostbitten and the tip of said penis falls off leaving you with just a shaft.
The red headed woman wanted sex with the italian but, because of his Alabama frosty tip, he would recieve no pleasure.
by 5dorra October 12, 2016
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