queef

to quench or to spill fake or unwanted news

“becca keeps queefing about me.

by raynaud October 15, 2019

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019

Queef

A term used for playing video games

Yeah come over and queef with us.

by Ronald James May 31, 2018

Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet June 2, 2018

Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.

Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

beaner queef

a mexican vaginal fart

u fucking beaner queef

by yxng niggah December 14, 2017

Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.

Oh great now we have a queef baby as president

by Echc93 December 27, 2017