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Scott

Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
Omg did Scott just eat vasaline

Don't worry his insides are squishy
by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019
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Scott

A being of pure sex. Legends of Scotts ring out across the world inspiring awe and arousal in everyone that hears his sweet name. Scott’s glorious body is not one you will soon forget, and you may find yourself changing the expectations of what a true man is after laying eyes on the vast splendor of him. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Scott, make it your life’s mission to bask in his presence. Life without Scott is no life at all.
Good heavens, Jeremiah! I have finally done it. I have found an almighty Scott to guide me on my journey of spiritual enlightenment.”
by Alexander David Lopez May 9, 2022
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Simple Scott

Someone that doesn’t understand the simplest of things
Me-“what’s 1+1”
Simple Scott-“apple pie
by UrbanWarrior563 September 19, 2021
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Scott Cummings

Scott Cummings is a former required player who played for Essendon, Port Adelaide, West Coast Eagles and Collingwood in the AFL. He is better known for his shit antics on his Hump Day podcast along side former onfield and off-field collingwood legend Dane Swan.
Jesus Scott Cummings is talking some shit today.
by RequiredPlayer May 10, 2019
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Todd Scott

That was a real Todd Scott
by Tomtom9155 July 14, 2022
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Scott the Dunk

The act of trying to maintain an erection while the girl you're trying to bang (or, "dunk") does or says things that would otherwise render you flacid.
"Bro, if I didn't Scott the Dunk with my left hand through my pocket, I wouldn't have been able to bang that ugly liberal broad who wouldn't shut up about how much better off we world be if Hillary Clinton was the one elected president. "
by Mr.Awesome a.k.a Mitch September 29, 2017
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