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Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
by GameCreepr April 7, 2022
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Chin German

Austrian people.

So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.
The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.
by Venboven May 11, 2020
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Proto-Germanic

The last intelligible stage of the Germanic Languages like English, German, Dutch, Swedish, Icelandic, Gothic etc. Tough this language is not directly attested, it has been reconstructed using the comparative method, searching for common grammar and speech among a given language group. Proto-Germanic itself is a descendant of earlier Proto-Indo-European.
The Proto-Germanic term for "sun" is "*sunnǭ"
by Antyr February 26, 2024
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German Rottweiler

I.E. I gave her the muddy German Rottweiler to show her that I was in charge. She was like a sloppy hog when I finished with the German Rottweiler.
by Blakbongrripper March 17, 2023
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German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
by Bear5200 September 30, 2022
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German

Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.
"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."
by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018
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