by DOGHOTBUNCROSS March 18, 2023
Get the DUNNO YOU PICKmug. The term pick me is used for people who specifically drag attention to themselves. Wanting people to feel sorry for them or just being sorry individuals themselves.
by Pheonix king March 14, 2022
Get the Pick memug. by Truth only, PERIODD! April 23, 2022
Get the Pick me girlmug. by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
Get the Pick on Sam Kaiser daymug. A girl or boy (usually a girl) who acts like she doesn't need help, but then makes a "mistake" because she or he wants attention. A pick-me is also very dramatic.
Pick-me: "Hi!"
Person 1: "Hello! Oh can I help you carry those?"
Pick-me: "I'm ok thank you! *falls on purpose*"
Person 1: "OMG! Are you ok?"
Pick-me: "yes.... ow!"
Person 1: "What?!"
Pick-me: "My leg hurts.... i need to go to to the ER!!!"
Person 2: "Bro shes such a pick me"
Person 1: "Hello! Oh can I help you carry those?"
Pick-me: "I'm ok thank you! *falls on purpose*"
Person 1: "OMG! Are you ok?"
Pick-me: "yes.... ow!"
Person 1: "What?!"
Pick-me: "My leg hurts.... i need to go to to the ER!!!"
Person 2: "Bro shes such a pick me"
by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
Get the Pick-memug. someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
Get the pick me ass billionairemug. by aaronmckayfriend June 11, 2025
Get the cheese pickingmug.