Logan is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's the person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him!
"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
by starlight278 April 15, 2020
Get the Loganmug. A retarded bitch. Always try’s to slide into girls DMs. He is such a Logan Paul fan and always screams what’s poppin
by Bouncyboy May 17, 2019
Get the Loganmug. by SMMLPHM March 29, 2023
Get the Loganmug. 
So there’s this weird guy but cool his name is Logan,he likes to do weird stuff like eat little children and put more photos for his giabella shrine and he also jumps off cliffs and never dies and at night we always see Alyssa and Logan get passed and then we vibe to Gucci flip flop and I’m just like GO BESTIE YASSS QEEN’s YASSSSS and um he’s in our class and I hit him with the chancla 🩴 so um yea and HE HISSES AT ME AND ALYSSA HISSES BACK AND THEN GETS LIKE REALLY POSSED
Hey, did u see the weird Kid Logan? Yea, well, ummmm he is pretty wired and SERIOUSLY IN LOVE with this gurl named Giabella Prokop
by Alyssa&Fatima&NataliaBESTEYS June 17, 2021
Get the Loganmug. by LegendsDevKiller December 1, 2020
Get the Logan Paulmug. Logan is a stupid whore that leaves his girlfriend over the fact she called him out for cheating
(yes I'm a mad bitch)
(yes I'm a mad bitch)
Logan is a stupid cunt.
by XxXxXSinnerXxXxX July 16, 2020
Get the Loganmug.