National ask out your crush day

September 30 is the day I ask her

Hey bro it’s national ask out your crush day you have to ask her

by anonymous September 27, 2021

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

Raine is out of my league

My girlfriend is out of my league

My girlfriend raine is out of my league

by Pops make July 12, 2021

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.

by gammarock November 1, 2010

take your balls out of your purse

When a man needs to grow a pair to complete a conquest of epic proportions.

"I don't know if I can ask her out. She might say no"
"You need to TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR PURSE"

by skgnskg September 2, 2013

hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor is a massive meme as of September 2019, and is said whenever somthing is blatantly obvious.

Zack: dude this orange is orange
Greg: HMM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR
Zack: wtf man

by Dead_Memer September 26, 2019

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

by MBA08 March 3, 2007