I’m bored so I added a word

So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny

Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word

by It’s me cursed Deku September 28, 2020

shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.

Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.

by tyler's slut February 10, 2023

I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question

ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty

by Earth Worm Sally December 9, 2018

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Someone who kinda exists March 15, 2023

National I fancy Kyle day

On the 16th November we celebrate everyone that fancies or has feelings towards a person named Kyle

“Why are you celebrating you liking kyle”
“Because it’s the 16th national I fancy Kyle day”

by Officialdays November 10, 2019

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 7, 2022