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I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
by Light Guardian September 30, 2018
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poo-poo-pee-pee-butt-poo-pee-head-man

someone who is very kind and generous. A kind and caring person.
I think he is a poo-poo-pee-pee-butt-poo-pee-head-man!
by IEATTERMITES February 9, 2022
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Isn't it over for the man when he [comes]

But it isn't over for the woman and it's endless.
Princess Lover! Ova -

After the princess tried to pleasure her fiancé with her cleavage, tits and mouth in a limousine, he finally comes. Just when she was thinking about leaving the spacious comfy car, her fiancé pulled up both her legs onto his shoulders before she could react.

Shockingly, the princess screamed embarassingly, "Isn't it over for the man when he comes?!"

Her fiancé schemingly replied, "But it isn't over for the woman."
Then he added, "And I have to repay your love" while caressing her thighs, ripping off her thongs and tasting her pussy.

The princess moaned with a high pitch, "AWWWWWW......nooooo..." when her fiancé goes on and on, in and in, unstoppingly with all kinds of positions available in the CAR......!
by JustAGalNotAGuy365 October 31, 2010
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I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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