you know how i know you're gay?

1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.

PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Fuck You And Who U Run Wit

A expression used as an insult to a person and their friends, family, etc.

Andre threatened Christopher's life , so Christoper said boldly "Fuck You And Who U Run Wit!!!"

by Ace Deuce August 27, 2006

Loving someone who doesn't love you back

It's this type of love that makes you hurt. It makes you feel like you were helpless and lying on the ground being stomped on. Nevertheless you will keep trying because you think that's the right thing to do and you're really dumb for doing that. Then you lose your friends because nothing can compare to this one person that you must have otherwise your entire world is miserable. I guess that if you have this type of love you should just get over it and move on . But it's not that easy if they don't treat you like a jerk. It leaves you contemplating life and wondering if you should even live anymore. At least that's what happened for me.

Wow, Dolly looks depressed, why is that?

Who cares?

You're probably loving someone who doesn't love you back.

by Akaksnskd December 15, 2016

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.

YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!

by Gzoom August 6, 2016

You can never win against a smiling man

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.

During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.

by Sek March 29, 2005

I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

fuck you and I hope your dog dies

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.

Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.

by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2007