A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
Get the Big Dick Unicornmug. 
by Kryket22 December 19, 2016
Get the big skilletmug. by R05iE311 January 28, 2025
Get the Big fat Johnny F-Boymug. 
A guy who plays valorant with yolor3stis and Tetoris and has taken the istanbul servers by storm with his big brain plays on the agent Omen.
by Ilel kalliakmeme October 26, 2020
Get the Big Brian Ilelmug.