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Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.
"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
by Robthegreat November 10, 2021
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Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.
Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube
by McMilz December 6, 2021
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Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.
Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.
by cpetkunas February 28, 2022
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WORKICITY

WORKICITY definition;
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'A space of energised balance'

The WORKICITY is the bubble / space were you work closely together through cohesion of energised souls with a shared vision even when you are not working on the same subject or performing totally different actions, it all contributes to the higher purpose.
Example;

My colleague sitting in front of me works on business development while I work on distribution and logistics. If either one of us needs a boost in energy we provide this by being physically within each others workspaces. By this if one has a bad day, early morning, cancelled train in the morning or just in an ill mood, the other can shift the focus by being positive in attitude, therefore keeping a heathy balans in the workspace! We achieved workicity in that moment!

WORKICITY is the bubble / space were you work closely together through cohesion of energised souls with a shared vision even when you are not working on the same subject or performing totally different actions, it all contributes to the higher purpose.
by 96BillionIdeas October 10, 2022
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Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.
Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023
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