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wooden router

This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.
Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
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wood pewee

by xxrainbowchicxx21 April 14, 2011
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woodett

He is so hot I am getting a woodett.
by snoogiegee September 9, 2011
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wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her
by stayblk August 12, 2011
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Woodermiegher

A person who is being a jerk to you or to someone else
mean girl: I hate your skirt, it looks like someone threw up on it and then ran over it with a truck then gave it to you

girl wearing the skirt: Why are you being such a woodermiegher?
by Cal rock May 1, 2012
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wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)
Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.
by nigga22190 December 12, 2013
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wooden forklift

the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination
"Namir couldn't wait any longer, so he wooden forklifted his mistress to his bedroom."
by mbz7832 November 18, 2014
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