William Townend

When someone is so funny because they are such a donut

Mate I am such an Oliver Cooney and you are such a William Townend

by Sparkyflame007 May 7, 2021

William

The most non-obvious soul mate. You’ve known him forever but never realized how amazing he's become. And when you finally come around hes already there, waiting to love you to the fullest. He makes you feel safe wrapped in his arms, smells like the forest mixed with sea breeze. Oh and he has awesome hair. Softest lips around 10/10 would recommend

You know William? No? Good,
I’d like to keep him to myself.

by Little.bean May 15, 2021

William

THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER, Usually has a lot of people who simp for him.

"It's been so long"
"Since the last I've seen my son"
"Lost to this monster"
"To The Man Behind The Slaughter"
"Man, I love William"
"He's so hot"

by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

Willads

He is a fucking sexy bitch he loves to eat onions and pizza in his free times he loves to suck big black juicy booty

Your're a sexy beast Willads

by Løgspiser123 June 4, 2021

Willann

Willann is a person that will be with you no matter what. They always know how to make you laugh and make you happy.

Man, Willanns my bestie

by Alec_the.loser June 9, 2021

Willem Sullivan

a graceful yet elegant creature, with an outstanding ability to switch moods faster than a black man in Montana. Willem Sullivan is a superior being beyond all others, and even has god kneeling before him.

“Can I say his name?”

“OF COURSE YOUR WRETCHED ASS CAN’T”

“Willem Sullivan” *dead*

by GOD LIKE BEINGS BEYOND COMPARE June 27, 2021