Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

by tboners January 4, 2012

Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017

White Whale

When a female can squirt she is known as a white whale.

Omg I heard Madison is a total white whale!

by Gingerwithspice October 13, 2021

The White Whale

An an act in which while the girl is laying down you bust a nit in her mouth then proceed to drop kick her so is shoots out of her similiar to a whale blowing out of its blow hole.

The fat bitch was getting out of hand so i had to perform the white whale.

by muhammed the 7th July 28, 2006

anorexic whale

Someone who is so skinny, they can be compared to a whale as an opposite, thus the use of the word anorexic.

Seeming to be opposites, that's what they describe, someone so skinny they are as skinny as a whale is huge.

Apples: You never bring a lunch, you never eat anything, and you weigh forty pounds! Eat you anorexic whale!

Berries: Umm. I weigh 44 pounds

by Don't call me Pammy May 15, 2007

whale-moose

A huge, stinky, whiney retched chick who looks like a moose that swallowed a whale.

I was drunk when I hooked up with my whale-moose of a wife.

by nemisis7 May 10, 2006