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Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.
Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.
by good guy friend October 4, 2012
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Vagina wash

The act of getting your face “washed” by some female smashing her vagina on your face and moving back and forth over your face.
Angel gave Michael a vagina wash as a reward for a beautiful evening of dinner and dancing.
by Gumbo3420 November 4, 2022
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wash yo ass

A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks
Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!
by theblimpmaster23 July 5, 2022
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Devil’s Washing Machine

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”
by milesmorales August 22, 2025
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Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.
Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.
by Not Telling5000 October 10, 2013
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Mouth washing (game)

A game where in invokes 5 people (Jambalaya, Daisuke, Anya, Swansea, and Curly) that are in a big ass ship to transport !SPOILERS:! Mouth washing. Jambalaya raped Anya (which means she is pregnant) and he can't take responsibility (responsibility is a big word on this game) and crashes the ship into a asteroid hoping it'll kill all. But Curly (the captain) went to the control area and sadly received the worse injury out of everyone making him one big skinless meat person with paper covered around him and in constant pain.

The crew shortly discover after starting to run out of food that the thing they were shipping was just a bunch of mouth washing. Swansea got really excited when the mouth washing was 14% ethanol. The rest of the gameplay is just Anya going into the room beside the barely alive Curly to commit suicide (while Curly just watches since he can't do nothing) Daisuke tries to fix something in the vent and getting severely damage resulting in Swansea throws a axe to Daisuke's face to put him out of his misery while drunk off mouth washing, and then Swansea get shot at the head by Jambalaya (the only fucking thing he did is getting angry, complain, and going insane). and shortly after he just makes a whole ass party with everyone being dead and curly just helplessly stares at Jambalaya (in which he is happily hallucinating that he saved the crew). Jambalaya puts Curly in the freeze pod in which Swansea kept as a secret and then jambalaya just shots himself.
Person1: Have you ever heard of the new hit game Mouth washing (game)!!!!!!.
Person2: No
Person1: OH.... It's about-----
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
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washed up

by 102102 July 8, 2021
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