I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

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You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.

Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

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whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.

'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'

by iamunknowncuzwhynot? May 21, 2020

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I just want to vote asdfghjkl

I just wanna choose what can be on here

If you want to vote, just add another definition to this word. I honestly just want to vote, so I'll add this. Also, since I have to have the word here to add this, I just want to vote asdfghjkl

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 8, 2020

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Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

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You don't want YOU to look bad

I know I say "It begins and ends with THIS" a lot...

Hym "But on some level you have to know that THAT is what this is, right? You don't want YOU to look bad... YOU KNOW... That based on the things I've said I don't give a shit about looking bad... But this does that to YOU... So YOU need to sabotage this... You need to reframe what is happening... You need to lie... Because if suceed... Then maybe these fuck-ass YouTubers really aren't shit... Maybe they suck ass and balls... Why would progressive online media... Shield conservatives they consider fascists... From the reputational damage I would inflict upon them? Why would they defend these people with their silence? If it because they're liars? They're lying? They don't actually care about the things they claim to care about? That it's like WWE for them? They're... Pretending? That has to be strange as a viewer and a fan right? As a matter of perspective, you are watching them pull robs off the rib-pig along side your influencer and you both claimed that if you lost it would be the last time you have the chance. Now Trump is going to implement policy to get rid of DEI and Trans shit and who's fault is it that that is happening to you? I mean, he only had 51% of the vote. It wouldn't have taken much to turn the tides... So... Did they alienate somebody? Did you need like 1% of the people to vote for you? Did you need a way to tarnish the credibility of the conservatives? Did you HAVE a way of doing that? Why didn't you do it?"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

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