4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)

sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*

by DRduck68 July 19, 2022

van

The greatest support in life. A fun and great person to have the best experience with.

She is so supportive, she must be van!

by Pattyyss April 16, 2021

van presley language

my hot wife presley’s personal language, its the best language ever, and deserves more credit <3

Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )

by ivyy !! April 14, 2022

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

So young Drake Bell with Vans

Used when comparing one's behavior or apperance to a young Drake Bell with vans.

"Oh my gosh, Laney just dropped her water bottle."
"That's so young Drake Bell with vans."

by saturnundiscovered January 14, 2025

removal van

A beacon of false hope, usually comes down your street during the summer, always old people.

Hey man, I saw a removal van come down my road.

by LmaoFroge November 7, 2019

Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!

by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022