unicorn with sunglasses

Heterosxual act where the female has her mouth placed upon the man's anus. Thus placing his testcles before her eyes with the base of his penis at her forhead. Of course this may also work between two men.

I had her looking like a unicorn with sunglasses.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

Unicorn

A fabulous horse with a horn on its head that farts out rainbows all though very simular to a Pegasus in many aspects the unicorn can't fly.
Use full unicorn facts:
·A group a unicorns is called a blessing
·Drinking their blood will make you immortal
·There horn is magical
·They are the national animal of Scotland
·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)

Person: hey what's the coolest animal.

There's one really fabulous one :Person 2
Person: which one is that?

The unicorn of course :Person 2

by the unicorn of banterbry March 29, 2015

Unicorn

A majestic horse looking creature with a horn that for centuries had been hunted down for its blood that they all turned into narwhals for protection and will onday hopefully turn back into their unicorn form.

Why do unicorns and narwhals both have horns?
Because they are the same creature in different forms!

by Pan daz 4 life October 13, 2017

unicorn rupture sex

two lovers are deeply in love and get to the stage of wanting yo have a 69 then they want to do doggy style but theyre scared their partner doesn't feel the same so they are afraid it will lead to rape, the woman wants anal and wants to suck her partner off but the man just wants to get his dick in her no matter what and eventually they have their night together in bed they wake up with bodily liquid everywhere, then they wake up to realised they fucked so hard the mans dick got stuvk inside of her, but they get it out and the woman pops out twins out of her fanny!!!! he ends it by saying ill rupture your insides anyday baby cakes xoxoxoxo they gives her love bites and they have sex all day in front of their new born twins so they witness baby porn!!!!!!1

YEAH GUYS, you'll never guess what... we finally did it, we did unicorn rupture sex, it was amazing ill do it anytime he can get back in my bed!!!!!!!

by sugardaddyyyyy October 26, 2017

Unicorn

When she’s tongue deep in your arse with the presence of mind to jerk you off at the same time.

Last night wifey gave me unicorn.

by Lanky Tone January 18, 2018

Unicorn

A unicorn is an alive creature that everyone loves if you don’t like them then your dead. There not mythical and we all love them there amazing ...... who knows what next

A UNICORN is not mythical at all

by Someonejk2012 May 16, 2018