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Trail Mix

The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.

The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.

The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.

Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
by Captain Stratusphere September 1, 2010
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treasure trail

a thin line of fine hair ON A WOMAN from the belly button to the pussy. Sometimes attractive if very fine or peach fuzz, gross if it long and bushy.
She has a nice treasure trail above her puss.
by D0c April 10, 2006
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tralalalala

what you say when you are insanely bored. a way of changing the subject.
teacher waffling shit: what are you doing on that website? pay attention. we are looking at cultural diversity. so here is the definition of equal oppurtunity.''

me: tralalalala
by crazychick10 December 10, 2010
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Snail trailing

When someone busts a nut in your bum and shortly afterwards you drag your cheeks along the floor leaving a slivery trail. Like a snail
Garry: You want to go to the pub Barry?
Barry: Nah me and my wife are trying snail trailing tonight
by Spicy Simon June 11, 2019
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triality

References 3 things and or persons.
The triality of God exists in the named persons God, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
by Chad Wheeler July 22, 2008
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trailer

When, during sex, after the man or woman climaxes, the man does not pull out but keeps going.
She let me run a trailer on her all night.
by Rezzenonne June 9, 2010
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