Beaver Bluff

When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”

The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.

by RLRuk May 10, 2025

The Flying Beaver

The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.

The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!

by The snowdragon king December 28, 2018

beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 13, 2015

Beaverization

Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams

Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America

by CapybaraSupremacy February 04, 2022

Beaver Whistle

Referring to a man's erect penis

That man's Beaver Whistle was ready to get after her Possum Holler

by Gabie Baby March 24, 2018

stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition

1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!

by ebbie479 August 12, 2010

Beaver Wrangler

The only guy who works in an office of women and keeps the bitchiness in line.

Joe: man the chicks at work got into it today.
Sam: good thing you're a good Beaver Wrangler and whipped them back into shape.

by buick8 February 06, 2013