Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Swiss Flicker Gooning

Where you let melted chocolate mixed with melted cheese flow in to your urethra

I burned my cock while swiss flicker gooning

by WIINIVGC October 14, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Pedo-Gooning

The act of scrolling through a childs instagram comments section.

I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.

by AdolfJizzler June 28, 2024

Flicker Gooning

Having sex with Peter Griffin's rizzalicious GYATT while screaming "SEX WITH CHILDREN!"

I was flicker gooning last night, it was so sigma.

by Erm what the sigma!! June 2, 2024

Gooning

Brain rot, totally zoning out

Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025