by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan is a handsome man who know how to talk to girls. He will treat you right and show you what it is like to be with a real man.
by Uninininin November 22, 2021

A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt
by Panam Logistics November 14, 2021

To describe something that is fat or phat, something that is ugly, or something that doesn't know how to do something; an insult
by weeaboohunter420begonstthotty April 19, 2018

He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!
by Karenrooney April 20, 2017

by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
by heezcamblimgten November 17, 2023
