The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
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Everyone: Be more honest.
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Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
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Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?
Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!
Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?
Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!
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