rican thunder

A Puerto Rican male, most likely a plumber, who moonlights as a stripper. He is a lady's man and will steal steal your girl

"I heard Rican Thunder is also a plumber. I wouldn't mind him laying some pipe for me

by Mininuggetswithsauce September 18, 2017

Smelly Thunder

A gaseous emanation from ones posterior region. Usually accompanied by a horrendous odor and/or an unsettling sound. Colloquially referred to as a fart.

The end of Taco Tuesday is heralded with the arrival of smelly thunder.

by FloridaManTilIDie July 24, 2020

cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.

"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Behr July 4, 2008

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!

Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!

by bigsalv January 27, 2013

thunder fuckling

When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.

"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"

by Unjustrogue83 December 22, 2015

War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by yahahha May 20, 2023