Salt spunker

Someone who HAS to throw salt in the game salt in the game

"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

Salts

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop
Use this word when someone send you something they thought was funny but it wasn’t. Substitute word for lol cause it dont be funny.

(Salts) mean smiled a little then stop.

by odeysav January 15, 2023

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped.

Instead of typing LOL or LMAO, I'm just going to start typing SALTS (smiled a little then stopped). It's a lot more accurate...

by I Don'tKnowYou, youDon'tKnowMe June 9, 2020

Salt

The act of throwing salt, degrading someone for sport.

Bob: "Bruh the only reason you guys won is because the refs were retarded."

Jake from State Farm: "HOLY SHIT THE SALT. Naa dude, we were the better team, why are you always throwing salt for no reason?"

Bob: "Alright, my bad"

by ICEBALLER October 8, 2014

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022