Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 March 8, 2012

ragged her ass

The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth

1. I ragged her ass last night

2. I want you to rag my ass

by Dacock December 29, 2017

An STD in the Harry Potter Universe that can be contracted from blasting your magic on her snatch with a dirty wand.

Ginny contracted rag warts from her brother Ron Weasley.

by BankruptPoet7 November 9, 2017

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 7, 2011

He grabbed a Rupert-rag from the opposite table to save his glasses.

by ACJ1322 November 7, 2013

Someone who still supports Donald Trump even though he lost the election and they don't admit to it

My friend the Trump rag still thinks Donald Trump won the election

by Mustang February 9, 2021

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.