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Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.
Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.
by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011
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porn maze

The process of going to several websites just to watch porn.
I spent a hour and a half in a porn maze just to watch for 15 minutes.
by Lit vacuum cleaner January 22, 2018
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druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.
by 00100001 January 5, 2014
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failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.
"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
by IMJL February 6, 2018
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Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.
On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.
by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021
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porn rows

braiding your pubes in corn rows
Hey Jerry, my girlfriend just got porn rows!
by the nippler August 17, 2014
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coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.
That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
by jubjub bird November 22, 2014
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