A very dirty minded person who makes the best dark humor jokes and does other stuff.... If you know what I mean you know what I mean.
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Person 1: Mason why are you not doing your work?
Mason: *has head down on desk and doesn't answer
Person 1: are you depressed because you pulled 4 girls this week and not 6?
Mason: *has head down on desk and doesn't answer
Person 1: are you depressed because you pulled 4 girls this week and not 6?
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Get the Michael Porter Mason mug.The best person you will ever meet in your life. Is so quirky and fun, you can't help but fall in love with him from the first moment. Loves national geographic, so make sure you catch up on your fun facts about animals, especially reptiles. He's so sweet and caring even though he may seem like he doesn't care at all, but don't let that confuse you. He really might not care at all. I love him so much... and anyone would be lucky to know and love him as well.
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Me: "Who's your crush"
Mason: "My crush? The same one I had since 3rd grade and I have bought a million gifts for."
Me: "Who's your crush"
Mason: "My crush? The same one I had since 3rd grade and I have bought a million gifts for."
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