The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Mason n is a sigma who is free to use on Sundays if you give him an African shilling and a half eaten tire
Mason n: is a sigma
by Ollie📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯🪔🪔🪔 March 28, 2024
A secret organization protecting the acient artifacts of Freemanism. They are in a holy war with the Sheenanites. They are dedicated to the spread of Freemanism.
"I heard the sheenanites are planning an attack" said Freeman mason 1
"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2
"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.
"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2
"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.
by Freeman mason leader November 13, 2013
This type of Mason hardly knows how to use a phone but half the time it doesn’t matter because he can kiss. No matter the girl or boy he will get the job done
by Hiboyjoke April 22, 2024
The most amazing boyfriend any girl could have. He is so funny, sweet, caring. He is a jock and is really strong. He loves his girlfriend Skye he loves her so much. They always joke around about her being Asian. But they love eachother so much. He is very protective of her and will do anything for her.
Girl 1: who is that
Girl 2: that’s my boyfriend Andrew mason Hensely
Girl 1: I need one
Guy 1: that dude is so strong
Guy 2: he must be a Andrew mason hensely
Girl 2: that’s my boyfriend Andrew mason Hensely
Girl 1: I need one
Guy 1: that dude is so strong
Guy 2: he must be a Andrew mason hensely
by 5•5•18 June 01, 2018
The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed
by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025
Mason Moir, your a fag.
by Jamseyontopnonstop March 05, 2019