by Realhomedawg April 14, 2016
Get the cookie ladymug. by Francis Macelroy Lefluer February 28, 2015
Get the lady shadymug. by SonjaGanja November 1, 2011
Get the Lady GodGodmug. A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.
"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"
by AshGash February 21, 2017
Get the lady pipemug. A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
by Lemistree December 7, 2011
Get the lady pooftamug. A gay sexual act consisting of shoving an 8 inch metal rod into a male’s urethra, followed by fitting the opposite end of the rod into that person’s partner’s urethra, which segues into both parties getting their pelvis’ slowly closer together, mimicking the iconic spaghetti-eating dinner scene from Disney’s Lady And The Tramp.
Friend 1: So how did it go?
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...
by Pothas February 22, 2019
Get the The Lady and The Trampmug. The white gooey stuff that excretes from a women's vagina during sex, either ejaculation or the cream from a yeast infection. May be good or bad depending on the situation.
"Dude that girl was squirting lady glaze all over the place last night."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
by BigTunaCanDoThisAllDay June 30, 2022
Get the Lady Glazemug.