three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

three white teenagers

Extremely racist joke on google. If you google "three white teenagers", you will find a picture of three happy white teens holding footballs and a basketball; if you google "three black teenagers", you will find a picture of convicted black teenagers.

The joke has been so overused that if you will now google "three white/black teenagers", you will only find screenshots of this meme.

Person 1: 'Yo! Have you heard about googling "three black teenagers" and then "three white teenagers"?'
Person 2: 'Are you retarded'

Person 1: 'I think that the founders of google are racist! Just look at the "three black vs. white teenagers" search results!'

by ovecka_cg November 23, 2016

three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016

three tequila lauren

Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.

Man, I love three tequila Lauren she’s the best!

by Purple blue crayon November 10, 2021

World War Three

AKA WW3, World War 3 is a war that is prolly gonna happen soon.
Iran vs america boys.
also btw activision u need to make cod ww2

Bruh World War Three gonna happen

by xx boris johnson xx January 4, 2020

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.

"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"

by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012