sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004

monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Trend Monkey

One who excessively engages in trendy behavior or activities; one that listens to excessive amounts of trendy music.

"Hey you trend monkey why do you have so much Lady GaGa on your iPod?"

by J.T. Rita January 13, 2010

monkey chick

Female that enjoys/craves wild uninhibited sex, and/or actions and sounds during sex that the observer would consider to be imitating a monkey.

"Me Tarzan, you Cheeta!" =0P (...if Tarzan had a thing for monkey chicks or female monkies)

"Duuude, when we were getting it on she turned into a real monkey chick!"

by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

chiba monkey

Stoner.

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.

by The1&OnlyOgre January 22, 2014

Monkey Dunking

When you play as Winston in Overwatch and drop in on those Hanzo hunsbando fags.

Player 1: You see that Hanzo up there? It's time for a good monkey dunking.

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016