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Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket
by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019
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lick my tag

To capture one's quick response code in order to gain contact information via .tel addressing.
by urbanhelper2 May 13, 2010
mugGet the lick my tagmug.

Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience
Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."
by Lafy February 27, 2022
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Java popcorn lick

When you pour popcorn over someone’s pussy and eat it by then licking the pussy itself and making a woman come with some popcorn bits still in her vagina
Man that Java popcorn lick I did last night has my jaw all sore
by Louie Louie July 21, 2020
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cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
by Haley haynes December 20, 2016
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Lick the Paint Off

The act or instance of performing intense cunnilingus. 2.) Performing cunnilingus on a your female partner to intense orgasm. 3)
Man, that girl is fine. If I get her alone, I'd like the paint off.

I'd lick the paint off that motha
by SoCrotchTease May 24, 2013
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Lick her store

Heading to the lesbian store. Come with me and pitch in. Wha? Ya get a bottle at the lick her store
What time does the lick her store close anyways?
by NaySayNs November 11, 2015
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