bulvitlis hog

a man's hog in exuma bahamas who died from 'slackness' (eating to much)

youll like slackness you know bulvitlis hog died of slackness

by JBaham October 01, 2006

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 26, 2024

Sack Hog

When one person breaks away from the circle in a game of Hacky Sack in order to show off.

Man, Brent's such a sack hog he's had for 6 minutes straight

by MetalZombie December 12, 2007

hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

by Lach stock October 07, 2017

SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.

"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."

by bustingdown August 30, 2018

bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 15, 2007

get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.

Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"

by Thibs March 02, 2006