by Willy fat fatagdsjha July 05, 2018
by chinkychonky June 11, 2010
hes a homeless hobo who lives under a bridge he sucks and thinks hes strong when half the time he cant get out of bed
by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019
An absolutely stunning lad, with a jawline like a razor blade. any girl he interacts with struggles to control their sexual energy and usually instantly orgasm on sight of the mairy hairy himself. He strolls around gracefully, striking a smile to those who are blessed enough to pass his godly presence. his figure is that of greek god figures and any shirt he attempts to wear, rips amongst his gorgeous pecks. he can stop time at will and uses this ability to its absolute maximum, using it to completely destroy the minorities that stand before him. only one man has laid hands on Morgan Harris, that man instantly died upon the impact of his own fist, completely de-atomized without a chance to retaliate. Not much is known about the mairy hairy so i am afraid that this is all we have at this current moment in time.
holy shit, I walked around the corner and before i even set my eyes on him, i burst into an instant orgasm through the presence of Morgan Harris}
by caprisondude69420 September 22, 2019
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