Double Decker

The act of sitting in ones lap while he or she is sitting on the toilet. The individual on bottom produces excrement into the bowl of the toilet while the individual on top produces excrement between the bottom individual's legs thereby creating the "upper" portion of the deck.

*Often confused with an UPPER DECKER, in which one individual produces excrement into the upper tank of the toilet.*

*See also: Upper Double Decker

Roommates Ezekiel and Jebediah both consumed too many matzah balls and were locked in a heated stand-off over who may use the toilet first. They decided to compromise and perform a DOUBLE DECKER.

by PapaPete September 29, 2011

double secret

When you know that they know, but they dont know that you know.

You know?

I know he knows I'm faking it, but as long as he keeps pretending he dont know, I'm still getting me sum...

by The Tangoman October 26, 2004

Daily Double

A persons daily dropping/shit.
Derives from "Doing Number 2" or "dropping a deuce" and doing it everyday.
A daily double usually occurs around the same time of each day, consistantly.

"It's time for my Daily Double."
"I just daily doubled your bathroom."

by KM!! January 28, 2008

Double Niggered

To be misused, misappropriated or misinformed twice by the same action.

You: "Man, that guy told me he was gonna pay me 43 dollars instead of the full 45 he owes me, but then I counted the money after I left and it was only 42!"
Me: "Dude, you just got double niggered!"

by LiNK4g November 8, 2010

double fuck

To get fucked in the mouth and ass/vagina at the same time by two studs.

As I filmed the double fuck movie I saw cum fly everywhere and the faint sound of "Unngh unngh harder HARDER!"

by Ham January 31, 2005

double coyote

after performing the coyote to get away from a nasty woman (chewing off your arm so as not to awaken her) you have to chew off your other arm so that she won't immediately recognize you.

by bill clinton November 7, 2003

Double Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Double Teflon mate, clean as a whistle”

by The Spike February 21, 2007